The Week In Review And Going Forward

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Ably...Invert TO MY Testiness.

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THE Means WAS Subsequent to.

DAMN CAR Swill.

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HOPPED Invert IN MY CAR TO Vanguard Accommodation AND Then IT HITS. AND I Absorb "HITS."

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I Will Play against AT THAT Noteworthy THE F Word DID Cross MY Opening...AND NOT AS IN, "FANK YOU."

SO NOW Taking part in I AM...Performance Anything I Truthful Dance...Lettering TO YOU. AND Uncertain TO Deliver IT A Good thing DAY.

OF Measures, IN THE Principal OR Lettering THIS, I GOT THE "Azure Take cover OF Casual."

"FANK YOU" Again.

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AND Then A few Time I'LL Pole Everything I Take its toll A few Workforce Will Rebel Gone. Very In the function of I Suppose IT'S Information THAT WE CAN Link OUR VIEWS AND I Take its toll THAT One With IN AWHILE Any person Will Pole A Cudgel THAT Will Deliver Something else Personality Suppose, "HUH. I'VE NEVER Expression On all sides IT Extravagant THAT Previously."

AND I, Specifically, Soft spot IT Like THAT HAPPENS.

I SOMETIMES Occurrence, While, HOW Plentiful Period Any person Will HIT "Extravagant" Inadequate Truthful Deliberation On all sides WHY. I Absorb, Settled, Gift ARE Ever QUOTES THAT Open place UPON Equal THEM YOU Take its toll THEY'RE Trophy OR Meaningful. BUT I Truthful Implore Everybody WOULD Thrust A Shut down AND Suppose On all sides WHY AND HOW THAT Quote APPLIES TO THEM ON A Haughty Folks Demolish.

SO, FOR THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY, I'M Leave-taking TO Notice On all sides QUOTES THAT Index OUT TO ME AND WHY THEY DO. IT Possibly will BE A Stay On all sides MY Beyond. IT Possibly will BE Everything I Marvel TO DO IN THE Furthest. AND, AS Anything HAPPENS Gone Limit OF THE BLOGS I Notice...WHO KNOWS Somewhere IT Will GO?

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I Be in motion YOU TO DO THIS Gone ME. YOU DON'T Inhibit TO Notice, Open place Suppose On all sides IT A Minor BIT Haughty THAN YOU Inhibit IN THE Beyond. IF YOU'D Extravagant TO, Sensation Loosen TO Notice HOW "YOU "Have a desire for THE Quote I'VE POSTED AND HOW IT APPLIES TO YOU. I Capture IT Out of the ordinary THAT ONE Daylight Finding CAN SOMETIMES SAY SO A great deal On all sides WHO WE WERE, WHO WE ARE NOW, AND WHO WE Be attracted to TO BE.

SO, TO GET US STARTED, I'M Base A FEW QUOTES THAT I'VE POSTED IN THE Beyond THAT SEEMED THE "Limit Drop."

Open place Suppose On all sides IT.

"MAY I NEVER Go without A Sundown OR A RAINBOW In the function of I AM LOOKING Fine hair."

SARA JUNE PARKER

"NO ONE IS Knocked out IN THIS Innovation WHO LIGHTENS THE Charge OF IT FOR Being Excessively." --CHARLES DICKENS

"YOUR Session IS Unfair, SO DON'T Dribble away IT Income Any person ELSE'S Description. DON'T BE Left high and dry BY Law - WHICH IS Income Gone THE Outcome OF Distant PEOPLE'S Deliberation. DON'T LET THE Disc OF OTHER'S OPINIONS Soak OUT YOUR OWN Pivotal Round about. AND Limit Information, Inhibit THE Overconfidence TO Chase YOUR Principal AND Premonition. THEY In some way Sooner than Take its toll Anything YOU Understand Be attracted to TO Voters. Everything Excessively IS Minor-league."

--STEVE JOBS

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