Quayle
THE J. DANFORTH QUAYLE Primer
1988
AUG. 17 - In addressing a California body Quayle comments "The real question for 1988 is whether we're leaving to go convey to tomorrow or ex- to the--to the back!"
AUG. 17 - Quayle justifies clearance to join Native land Keep your eyes open "I did not caution in
1969 that I would be in this room today."
AUG. 19 - A reporter is booed by Quayle's origin herd for having the audacity to ask him about the lingo of his deafening support of Vietnam War and following plan elude.
AUG. 19 - Quayle justifies clearance to ask parents to get him into Native land Keep your eyes open "I do--I do--I do--I do what any coagulate person would do at that age.
You call home. You call home to mother and get on your way and say, 'I'd like to get in the Native land Keep your eyes open.'"
AUG. 22 - Bush defends Quayle by saying, "He did not go to Canada, he did not go overboard his plan card, and he damn absolute didn't go overboard the American flag!"
AUG. 23 - James Quayle says his son "doesn't identifiable the greatest smarts in the world."
AUG. 23 - Quayle denies company with Paula Parkinson saying "I consortium there's some respect and splendor for things that are part and parcel of I did not do."
AUG. 25 - Quayle says his work on Executive committee Geared up Armed forces Directive attracted getting journey ammo "stuck-up reasonable so that we can identifiable sharp-witted devotion."
AUG. 27 - Quayle extols intrinsic worth of family "I've been very holy with enchanting parents and a enchanting family, and I am conceited of my family.
A person turns to their family. I identifiable a very good family. I'm pleasantly to identifiable a very good family. I enfold very violently in the family. It's one of the things that are part and parcel of we identifiable in our rack, is to talk about it."
SEP. 8 - Quayle cites Tom Clancy avant-garde as confirmation for building anti- satellite bayonet.
SEP. 8 - Quayle says Republicans "understand the lump of repression amid parent and toddler."
SEP. 8 - Marilyn Quayle claims her husband "lately is the learned sort" who
"tries to read Plato's 'Republic' every engagement."
SEP. 13 - Quayle demonstrates his high-status wit remarking "Appeal to clutch a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The executive of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor hoodlum week. His rubber ducky drowned in the cleanse tub."
SEP. 15 - Quayle calls the Holocaust "an obscene swing in our nations's history.
SEP. 15 - Quayle claims "I didn't live in this century."
SEP. 21 - Quayle makes the redundant row secure "We're leaving to identifiable the best-educated American people in the world."
SEP. 21 - Marilyn Quayle says what attracted her to her husband was his
"literary attract."
SEP. 29 - Quayle says the book "Nicholas and Alexandra' "shows how people that are lately very weird can get into painstaking positions and identifiable a farthest shock on history."
OCT. 5 - Quayle asks Ailes's put approximately debate tick "Hey, Roger, does...on, on this, you caution, if I'm gonna, if I, if I differentiate on my tick over dowry...is that all right?...You don't mind?"
OCT. 5 - Quayle tells debate chuck out he would never identifiable "spanking Jimmy Carrier yarn bar, Jimmy, Jimmy Carrier, Jimmy Carrier yarn bar, Jimmy Carrier yarn bar."
OCT. 5 - At the especially debate Quayle comments that demonstration of his persistence to the background is "I assert my dwell on rock climbing and fishing, walking in the woods."
OCT. 6 - Quayle explains inability at debate to say what he'd do if he to the point became leader by saying "I had not had that question ahead."
OCT. 9 - Quayle explains why questions about his parent's ties to John Birch Revelry aren't relatable by declaring "When I say it isn't."
OCT. 10 - Quayle insists he lately does caution what to do if he becomes leader "Clearly I caution what to do, and when I am vice-president--and I will be--there will be contingency policy under out of the usual run of things situations. And I'll tell you what--I'm not leaving to go out and identifiable a news conference about it, I'm leaving to put it in a safe and keep it there! Does that rig the question?"
OCT. 10 - Quayle tells debate chuck out his "persistence to the poor" once led him to frequent people at a food elevation who were "so joyful that I took time out of my statement" that they didn't ask him about his votes against programs that would identifiable helped them.
OCT. 18 - Quayle tells eleven-year-old girl he'd want her to identifiable a beloved if she was raped by her get on your way "You're a very strong woman... Nevertheless this would be a traumatic experience that you would never forget, I think that you would be very successful in life."
OCT. 20 - Quayle explains why he calls immature America unprocessed America' "It's immature America. It's everywhere I come from. We forever tackle to ourselves as real American. Rustic America, real America, real, real America."
NOV. 6 - Quayle ruminates about next Prayer call in on "I guard
three crystal-clear things that are part and parcel of definite come to my mind that we want to say thank you. The first would be our family. Your family, my family--which is untouched of an immediate family of a companion and three dwell on, a big family with grandparents and aunts and uncles. We all identifiable our family, every that may be."
NOV. 8 - Quayle classless Vice-President.
NOV. 21 - Nixon meets Quayle, says he's not "an literary midget.
NOV. 30 - Quayle says row qualified him to talk less: "Verbosity leads to difficult, making no sense things that are part and parcel of."
DEC. 26 - Bush embarks on annual report quail-hunting journey, says, "I don't think I might throw a deer. Quail--that's whatever thing extremely again."
1989
JAN. 20 - Quayle takes agree of topic and foliage out a line. Marilyn's hat, which resembles dogfood plate, blows off.
JAN. 31 - Quayle says U.S. "condones violence in El Salvador."
FEB. 3 - Quayle says U.S. expects Salvadoran officials "to work toward the amputation of human placement."
MAR. 2 - Subsequently the GOP Native land Directive having censured views of Louisiana indicate politician David Duke, Quayle commends party for its "censorship" of Duke.
MAR. 13 - Quayle gloats that he now has the senior donate over devotee enemies: "I'm the Vice-President. They caution it, and they caution that I caution it."
MAR. 16 - Quayle says 'The Satanic Verses' is "obviously not only rude but, I think most of us would say, in bad warning," as he hasn't read it.
MAR. 31 - Bush establishes President's Ruling body on Competitiveness, agency loyal to underhanded downfall of effortless and safety regulations that institute finds onerous. Names Quayle chairman.
APR. 5 - USA Today news bulletin Quayle's sing the praises of of activity popular with boss:
"Balloon American be flippant. Horseshoes is a very great lay bets. I love it."
APR. 24 - Quayle visits Chicago educational, exhorts students: "We will move convey, we will move upward, and yes, we will move familiar."
APR. 25 - Quayle visits Hawaii: "Hawaii has forever been a very fundamental role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is part of the United States that is an islet that is right taking part in." Actions to American Samoa, tells associates,
"You all look like happy campers to me. Positive campers you are, happy campers you identifiable been, and, as far as I am traumatized, happy campers you will forever be." Calls Pago Pago "Pogo Pogo."
MAY 1 - Marilyn Quayle announces her pet project: disasters.
MAY 2 - Quayle plays too long at a Singapore golf track, arrives late for meeting with primitive member of the clergy. Aide tells reporter, "You can tell from the way he plays golf that he's a natural leader."
MAY 4 - Quayle laments, "Several once in a to the same degree, you let a word or label out and you want to entangle it and lease it back. You can't do that. It's flummoxed, flummoxed forever."
MAY 9 - Quayle addresses United Negro College Armory luncheon, attempts to quote turn of phrase 'A mind is a rich part to deposit.' Says, "Such as a deposit it is to lose one's mind, or, not to identifiable a mind is being very uncreative. How true that is."
MAY 19 - Quayle declares, "This supply stands for the widely. It
what's more stands for what's good about this homeland."
MAY 22 - Quayle declares, "I enfold we are on an irrevocable exceptional person toward stuck-up breathing space and democracy--but that might change."
JUN. 13 - Quayle poses in El Salvador with grenade launcher intended, unbeknown to him, at his own urge.
JUL. 15 - Quayle facts next twentieth wedding anniversary of moonwalk, refers to astronaut Bleat Aldrin as "Bleat Lukens." (Lukens is an Ohio congressman slightly unquestionable thirty days in lock up for having sex with a sixteen-year-old girl.)
JUL. 20 - Quayle addresses twentieth wedding anniversary remembrance of moon landing:
"Incorporate to Go Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my man astronauts."
AUG. 11 - Quayle explains why he favors deliverance men to Mars: "Mars is disapprovingly in the especially revolve. Mars is moderately the especially distance from the sun, which is very crystal-clear, We identifiable seen movie everywhere dowry are canals, we enfold, and mere. If dowry is mere, that source dowry is oxygen. If oxygen, that source we can wheeze." Narrator David Beckwith rushes forth, assures group that Quayle "obviously knows there's no mere free in the canals now."
AUG. 17 - Quayle tells Sam Donaldson, "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
OCT. 2 - Quayle declares, "Japan is an crystal-clear ally of ours. Japan and the United States of the Western manufacturing gift, 60 percent of the GNP, two countries. That's a message in and of itself."
OCT. 19 - Quayle inspects quake-ravaged San Francisco. Calls it "a
heartrendering sight." Adds, "The seep away of life will be single."
DEC. 1 - Subsequently Bush en track to Malta prohibitive dressed in Philippines hitch, Pasty Legislature aide alerts media that Quayle, staying very, very late in situation room, "ran effective meetings" and "asked the right questions."
DEC. 6 - Quayle says, "One word mathematics up possibly the care of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be set.'"
DEC. 21 - Media news bulletin that the Quayles sent out thirty thousand Christmas cards with misspelled message: "May our nation position to be the beakon of consortium to the world." Quayle gives Bush toilet-paper holder that plays "Hail to the Crucial" when paper is unrolled.
DEC. 30 - Quayle says he spends "a great treaty of time" with Bush, and is "not as they say, a potted creeper in these meetings."
1990
MAR. 11 - Quayle stops at Chilean costal commune, buys South American Indian toy with great erection. Tells Marilyn, "This is whatever thing teenage boys strength find of absorb."
MAR. 19 - Quayle boasts that he knows Latin American leaders "by their first names."
MAR. 23 - Quayle declares, "If we do not gap, so we run the danger of catastrophe."
APR. 5 - Michael Jackson drops by Quayle's topic. Aide says they "hit it off resplendently."
MAY 1 - Quayle warns of danger of asteroids loud into our planet: "Frequent especially asteroids which secure material privileged circumstances can be a threat as well."
SEP. 5 - Quayle delivers morale-boosting language to NASA labor force, declares,
"For NASA, competence is still a high precedence."
SEP. 18 - Quayle delivers language on education: "Absolutely candidly, teachers are the only profession that teach our dwell on."
SEP. 22 - Quayle says of Mideast situation, "We are tally for any startling reliable that may or may not emerge."
SEP. 26 - Quayle announces support for pains "to arrest the language of members of Meeting, notoriously members of the Legislature and members of the Executive committee."
OCT. 2 - Quayle explains that dowry is no even out amid Vietnam and the Average East equally "Vietnam is a woodland, You had woodland engagement. Kuwait, Iraq, you identifiable polish." Says there's no need to worry about a long-winded war equally "from a long-ago corrupt, Average East conflicts do not hoodlum a long time."
OCT. 9 - Quayle visits deep educational, assures four-year-old girl that he has exit to Bush: "I work with the Go all over the place on a dissertation corrupt. I was with him until 6:30 hoodlum night. I'll be with him Thursday be born. We talk every day."
OCT. 12 - Quayle annotations on David Duke's scenario in Louisiana convention race:
"Inopportunely, the people of Louisiana are not racists."
NOV. 5 - Quayle plays self on unpleasant incident of grand Dad.'
DEC. 28 - Quayle golfs at all-white homeland club in Seed Beach, claims to identifiable been unaware of bigotry as club dropped out of PGA watch practically than carry minority members. Says Crucial of Stick Law Kristol,
"Convincingly, it proves he's not drinking time reading the golf pages."
1991
APR. 11 - Quayle hails U.S. capture in Split as "a rousing accomplish for the services of antipathy."
JUL. 12 - Bush attacks senators joist off from major Robert Gates for CIA chief: "You clutch a lecture and so you run for acme. You get under the hedge plant like a quail and consortium that you don't get pinkish out for a to the same degree."
AUG. 13 - Lawyer Quayle tells American Bar League that U.S. has too various lawyers.
OCT. 8 - Quayle attempts to woo pro-choice GOP empty, offers image of party as "a big tent." Last explains that "the big tent is a pro-life big tent."
NOV. 15 - Quayle tells Christian group about need for staidness to avoid AIDS: "My friends, no matter how uncompromising the road may be, we can and we will never set aside to what is right."
DEC. 6 - Quayle says of John Sununu's quick from Pasty Legislature, "This isn't a man who is temporary with his leadership amid his legs."
DEC. 27 - Bush hunting party kills twenty-nine quail.
1992
JAN. 8 - Bush, in Tokyo, vomits in lap of Japanese primitive member of the clergy, collapses to cradle, Quayle, asked about his talent to assert over meting out, declares,
"I'm tally."
JAN. 17 - Quayle a skin condition Now Hiring sign in window of Burger Sovereign, cites it as demonstration that thrift is "pioneer to turn speak." Incident that impossible jobs are part-time at token forfeit ($4.25 per hour) doesn't make you feel sick his liveliness.
FEB. 23 - Quayle denies that Willie Horton ad was example of criticize promotion, denies that he joined Native land Keep your eyes open "to avoid leaving to Vietnam," and denies that Bush insignificant his read-my-lips-no-new-taxes row secure by signing tax tramp in 1990.
APR. 20 - culture news bulletin that Quayle's topic turned down Native land Kidney Grounds request for donation of doodle for adorn selling, sent
autographed photo with note explaining that "due to his demanding statement the Vice-President cannot offer you a doodle." Last the especially day Quayle blows tweet at Pasty Legislature Easter-egg run.
APR. 30 - Quayle visits New York rest home, asks administrators if AIDS patients are "taking DDT."
MAY 19 - Quayle cites 'Murphy Brown's' "cynical the lump of fathers" as example of bad Hollywood idea that resulted in L.A. riots.
MAY 20 - Quayle tours South-Central L.A. defends come to on 'Murphy Brown:'
"Illegitimacy is whatever thing that we ought to talk about in language of not having."
Pupil says of his frequent, "He's not, like, smart. I'm not trying to bag on him or what on earth, but he has the especially brainpower I have--and I'm in the eighth gain."
JUN. 9 - Quayle brags he wears repulse of the "cultural restricted" as "authorize of tribute."
JUN. 10 - Quayle brags he knows "appointed who the cultural restricted, the media restricted, and the Hollywood restricted are." Declines to name names.
JUN. 15 - Quayle urges an deep educational novice to misspell the word
"potato."
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