Hav3N Blog Tour Tom Easton Guest Post Uk Giveaway
"It starts with a cough, a few aches and pains and a weird spot on the back of your neck. It is HAV3N, the worst disease the world has ever seen. "
" With friends and loved ones dying in their thousands, the villagers of picture-postcard village Great Sheen are convinced this is more than just media hype. Their entire existence is under serious threat. So they barricade themselves in - and the infected out. "
" Seventeen-year Josh, his sister Martha and their two friends survive the onslaught of HAV3N, along with only seventy-eight other villagers. But they now face a very different future. One in which they could be the only living teenagers in the world..."
To celebrate the release I have a really cool guest post from author Tom Easton as well as a UK giveaway further down this page. Please do enter!
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TOP 5 CELEBRITIES TO HELP REBUILD A SHATTERED WORLD by Tom Easton
1) BEAR GRYLLS OBVS. BEAR GRYLLS HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD OF SURVIVING IN DESERTS, ON OCEANS, THROUGH BLIZZARDS AND RATINGS SLUMPS. WHATEVER HELL THIS PLANET CAN THROW AT HIM, HE JUST SWALLOWS, CHEWS AND SPITS IT BACK OUT AGAIN. UNLESS IT'S EDIBLE, IN WHICH CASE HE DOESN'T DO THE SPITTING BIT. STRENGTHS - KNOWS WHERE TO FIND FOOD, WHETHER IT'S IN THE NEW FOREST, AT THE TOP OF MT SNOWDON, OR IN THE HARROWING WILDS OF STAINES RETAIL PARK. WEAKNESSES - TENDS TO REFER TO FELLOW SURVIVORS AS 'THE CAMERA CREW'. INSISTS ON SERVING UP MEALS OF GRUBS AND CAT INTESTINES EVEN WHEN TINNED BEANS ARE AVAILABLE AT NEARBY MORRISONS. 2) LADY GAGA PERHAPS NOT THE OBVIOUS CHOICE, BUT LADY GAGA IS ADAPTABLE AND OPEN TO NEW IDEAS. SHE'S YOUNG, FIT AND KNOWS HOW TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS. LIKES IT ROUGH. STRENGTHS - GREAT MAKE-UP TIPS FOR HIDING THOSE HIDEOUS BOILS, SCARS AND WEEPING SORES. PLUS, IF YOU RUN OUT OF FOOD, YOU CAN ALWAYS EAT HER MEAT DRESS. WEAKNESSES - INAPPROPRIATE FOOTWEAR. POSSIBLY TOO THIN TO SURVIVE FIRST WINTER. 3) STEPHEN FRY THE OLDEST OF THE GROUP, FRY IS A MUST-HAVE FOR HIS WISDOM, HIS INTELLIGENCE AND HIS MOSTLY UNFLAPPABLE ATTITUDE. BECAUSE OF TWITTER, FRY IS ALREADY USED TO HAVING PLENTY OF HALF-CRAZED FOLLOWERS. STRENGTHS - KNOWS EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. POTENTIAL LEADER OF FUTURE GLOBAL GOVERNMENT. WEAKNESSES - TECHNOPHILE WHO MAY FIND IT DIFFICULT TO ADAPT TO A WORLD WITHOUT APPLE. MAY NOT BE MUCH HELP RE-POPULATING THE PLANET. 4) JOHN TERRY A CONTROVERSIAL CHOICE. TERRY IS NONETHELESS A FIGHTER AND A SURVIVOR. HE'S USED TO HORRIFIC, BLOOD-SOAKED CATASTROPHES, HAVING BEEN A MEMBER OF TWO ENGLAND WORLD CUP CAMPAIGNS. STRENGTHS - NEVER GIVES UP, EVEN WHEN THE BALL HAS CROSSED THE LINE, EVEN WHEN HE'S 2-NIL DOWN WITH 5 MINUTES TO PLAY, EVEN WHEN THE GIRL HE WANTS IS HAPPILY MARRIED TO A TEAM MATE. WEAKNESSES - NOT ENTIRELY TRUSTWORTHY. 5) TOM CRUISE Star of the 2005 remake of "War of the Worlds" as well as dozens of other excellent films, Tom Cruise is a guy you'd want standing by you, presumably on a box, in the event of alien invasion, or other global catastrophe. Strengths - Scientology background useful when talking to Alien Supreme Beings. Highly professional. Great hair. Weaknesses - Really weird bloke. Cruise-Gaga dynamic extremely unpredictable.
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GIVEAWAY!
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* Books will be sent out by the publisher.
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